CK Retro Review: Self Portrait by Bob DylanPosted: June 3, 2013
Only Bob Dylan can tell you his exact motivation for 1970’s Self Portrait, a double-album collection of odds and sods so bizarrely random and maddeningly inconsistent that even his most ardent supporters were left scratching their heads. It still mystifies and intrigues to this day. Here is a song-by-song review.
24. “In Search of Little Sadie”- The narrator may have found Little Sadie and shot her down, but Dylan certainly never finds the right feel for the arrangement here. This schizophrenic reading of the song is almost so bad it’s good, but not quite.
23. “Little Sadie”- She apparently escaped the first murder attempt, but “Little Sadie” gets it again in this version, which makes the dubious trade-off of being saner than “In Search Of Little Sadie” in favor of being more boring.
22. “Early Mornin’ Rain”- The great Gordon Lightfoot deserved better than the soporific reading of this oft-covered hit. Dylan doesn’t seem to know what to make of the material here.
21. “Gotta Travel On”- The critique of Self Portrait that probably sticks the most after all these years is the fact that there is so much about it that is capable but uninspired. Most of us would prefer Dylan trying hard and failing, rather than, as he does on this song, mailing it in.
20. “Blue Moon”- For fans listening to the album for the first time back in 1970, I would guess that this was the point where rage started to kick in. Once Dylan turns in a somnambulant reading of this evergreen, there is just no hope for Self Portrait to turn itself around and become anything more than a bumpy curiosity.
19. “Woogie Boogie”- Bob cuts his band loose on some basic chord changes in this piano-driven instrumental. There’s nothing wrong with it, but just about any bunch of professional musicians could have managed it.
18. “The Boxer”- One of the more befuddling moments in the Dylan oeuvre. First of all, the bluegrass rendering undercuts the song’s grand melancholy. Then there’s the self-harmonizing, which sounds like Dylan had a time machine which allowed him to access both his smooth Nashville Skyline croon and his gravelly rasp that he utilized for just about every part of his career. At least it’s crazy enough to be semi-interesting.
17. “Take Me As I Am”- Another country ballad, which is rendered a bit less artfully than “I Forgot More Than You’ll Ever Know.”
16. “Alberta #2”-The harmonica helps to make up for the overdone female vocals, but overall this one is a bit weaker than “Alberta #1. The fact that it’s entirely forgettable makes this in a way a fitting closer to the album.
15. “Belle Isle”- It’s a pretty Celtic melody and a sweet tale, but Dylan’s vocal wobbles like a top at the end of its spin. It’s got just enough charm to get by though, certainly better than some of the other clunkers on the album.
14. “I Forgot More Than You’ll Ever Know”- Dylan has contended that many of the songs on Self Portrait were essentially warm-up material for the Nashville Skyline sessions. In this case, the band locks into the classic country sound and Bob sings it tenderly, making this one of the more effective covers on the album, even if the song itself is a bit by-the-numbers.
13. “She Belongs To Me”- The live take on this classic from Bringing It All Back Home is a bit too busy, as if The Band didn’t know quite what to do with Dylan’s original laid-back take. Still a great song though.
12. “Alberta #1”- There is a nice little swing that the instrumentalists achieve on this rearranged traditional. Dylan’s voice loses some of the Nashville Skyline luster on the track, and that actually fits the bluesy material quite well. Pleasant if inconsequential.
11. “Let It Be Me”- Dylan does better by The Everly Brothers elsewhere on the album. He sings this classic like Elvis for some unexplained reason. It’s a good thing that the song is so fine that it’s hard to completely butcher.
10. “Living The Blues”- It sounds like Hank Williams by way of Fats Domino. Dylan sings it with a twinkle in his eye and an aching in his heart, and it rambles genially enough to be one of the album’s more worthy tracks, even if it would rank near the bottom of the similarly country-tinged material on Nashville Skyline.
9.“Minstrel Boy”- An oddity among Dylan songs in that it’s only official release came in a live version, in this case one taken from The Isle Of Wight performance with The Band. It’s certainly has a Basement Tapes vibe, benefiting from The Band’s inimitable ability to create arrangements which lope along in such a way that they practically hang suspended in the air. The harmonies in the refrain provide the most memorable moments.
8. “All The Tired Horses”- Only Dylan would start off an album titled Self Portrait with a song where the only vocals featured aren’t his. I actually like the swirling strings here. It has always sounded to me like the start of some concept album that Bob never got around to writing.
7. “Like A Rolling Stone”- It takes some effort to turn this incendiary track into a relatively pedestrian live number. Yet that’s what Bob and The Band manage in this live take of his most well-known song. Dylan’s mangling of those famous words is the main culprit, but the arrangement neuters the song as well.
6. “Wigwam”- It’s fun to think of the fact that Dylan, rock’s ultimate wordsmith, released what was essentially an instrumental (save for some “la-la’s” and other incantations by Bob) as a single in 1970 and actually hit #41 in the charts. (Too bad it didn’t do one better; it would have been fun hearing Casey Kasem describe it.) The languorous, horn-filled groove really grows on you after a while.
5. “Take A Message To Mary”- Resting somewhere between folk-rock and pure country, Dylan’s version of this Everly Brothers’ hit written by Felice And Boudleaux Bryant nicely serves the dark tale of an outlaw trying to deceive his love about his true fate.
4. “It Hurts Me Too”- Dylan re-wrote the lyrics to this bluesy ballad from the original by Tampa Red, but what makes this stand out from some of the other wrongheaded covers on Self Portrait is that the spare, acoustic approach allows the song some breathing room.
3. “Days Of ‘49”- He seems to fumble the words at times as the song goes on, which can be frustrating, but Dylan sounds energized and feisty on this recording, which immediately distinguishes this from much of the album. It’s a neat little song choice too, a chronicle of a rough-hewn prospector looking back on the Gold Rush days. The band gives it a tense reading which even elicits some surprised exhortations from Bob.
2. “The Mighty Quinn (Quinn The Eskimo)”- One of Dylan’s most enigmatic songs is given a fiery live reading with The Band at the Isle Of Wight concert in 1969. Robbie Robertson’s searing solo is the exclamation point, while Levon Helm’s shouts in the chorus provide much of the heart. Dylan also gives a spirited performance, which, compared to the listless vocal on “Like A Rolling Stone,” shows that his enthusiasm at the time was mostly reserved for the more offbeat material.
1. “Copper Kettle”- Here is a case when the imperfections in Dylan’s vocal actually add to the power of his interpretation, yielding just the right amount of grit to fit his character. This is a really beautiful rendering of a moonshiner’s how-to manual, the strings soaring above Bob’s powerful and urgent vocals in moving fashion. The standout by far and away.
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